Tory Reviews: The Hangover part 2

Apr 3, 201718 min read

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Published: Apr 3, 2017

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(My real reaction to this movie.)

I'm not looking forward to this. This is a bad one, like levels above Dragonball Evolution. Not joking, I'm gonna lose my mind with this one. Bad animation with Rob Dydrek as a kid skateboarder, that's easy. MC hammer making his own show about him being a hero, that's easy. Mortal Kombat with a bad Jeff Bennet role in it, that's easy. Pacific Heat was easy. This.... this is what I get for having 200 watchers.... Of course, I love you guys and all but... this isn't gonna be easy.

This movie came out around Memorial day week in 2011, and since there was a fanbase around the first movie, a lot of people we're wondering of the sequel would have handled it just as good. Too bad for them, guess what also came out Memorial Day week of 2011.

Oh sweet god, the movie that not only got more then needed box office success but an adult following that put brony's to shame. Yeah, sadly some people deiced to see the Hangover 2 other then Kung Fu Panda 2 so... I bet you people are feeling bad. Now, before you call me out for going way to harsh on the movie, I did like the Hangover 1, I found the jokes funny, and the story was fine. This however.... well, let me just put this up.

Warning:
The following review is rated F for Frustrating. If you are 21 and over, we suggest getting achool for how hard it is to handle. Then again, your probably 19 and drinking right now. Or watching the new Deadpool 2 trailer I don't hear the difference. I'm just putting this up so I don't get my ass chewed by the FCC. So... screw it, just read the review.

Let's get this over with. This is the Hangover part 2.

The Review:
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So the movie starts with a wedding being prepared, and one of the wife's of the 4 guys are calling Phil, Played by Bradly Cooper, and Phil saying they fucked up and.. oh wait, that was just the script from the first movie, here's the real script.

So the movie starts with a wedding being prepared "in THAILAND", see the difference , and one of the wife's of the 4 guys are calling Phil, Played by Bradly Cooper, and Phil saying they fucked up and kind of like their carriers after saying yes to this movie. We then cut to a flashback of Phil and Stu, played by Ed Helms, talking about his upcoming wedding and... that's kind of it for the scene. We next cut to Phils wife saying he should also talk to Stu about bringing Alan cause... I don't know. You would trust this guy right? I mean, the worst he's done was ruffie his future brother in law and friends and almost killed him in Las Vegas, I would trust him with the white house like everyone trusts Donald Trump.

Also, if your wondering why they are just changing a few things from the first Hangover movie and just putting part 2 in the title, your guess is just as good as mine. We cut to Phil and Doug talking to Stu about his bachelor party in an Ihop and figuring out this is the bachelor party. Wow, get this guy a joint, he needs one. Spike!

Spike(Annoyed): What is it this time Tory?

Tory: If I ever have my bachelor Party!

Spike: Ha!

Tory: I demand we go to vegas, get drunker then everyone with this movie now, Strip club to Strip club, bar to bar, we won't even be driving in a mutha Fucking car. A limo I see, the future will be deep. Your writing this, right?

Spike: In a mutha fucking car. A limo I see, the future will be deep. In you words oh holy dumbass to my aid.

Tory: Perfect! So, Phil convinces Stu to invite Alan to tag along with them to the wedding and... he's one of those people who still lives with his parents. So, how would I describe Alan in this movie?

No, it's not cause he live with his parents, it's because of what happens in the rest of the movie. Oh and a nitpick, but Alan has the old photo's from the Vegas this, even though it was only from one phone. I guess some could make the arguement that he got it from Chow, but again nitpick. So with them at the airport ready to go to Thailand, they meet up with Stu's wife's brother Teddy and Alan doesn't like him cause... uh... I have no idea. Cause he's Stu's brother in law I guess? Yeah, nothing really to hate about him. In fact, he's so harmless, I feel bad for the actor. Please tell me he did other good work after this.

Okay, so he's doing semi better. So they make it to Tailand and meet Stu's wife and pretty much this scene tells us nothing. Stu meets his father in law, Alan makes an ass out of himself during the dinner thing, and nothing much we already know. All you really need to know is they make it to Tailand, and Alan acts stupid. The only thing that matters is that Alan, Stu, Doug, Phil, and Teddy go to a bonfire and drink a beer and have marshmallows causing them to have another hangover.... in Bangcok.

Yeah, so different from the last movie. They change a few things, yeah, but asked for anything from the original, nothing new is from it. After Phil wakes up, he asks Alan "What did he do?" Alan says he didn't do a thing, (Remember this) and Stu has a tattoo on his face. Cause he already lost a tooth in the last one, why not a tattoo. They try and find Doug and Teddy, but they figure out Doug left after the bonfire and... that's his only point in this movie, we hardly see him in the rest of the movie so... I guess he also wanted out of this movie, could you blame him? Asked for Teddy, we have no idea yet, but more on that latter. Oh and Chow is back with a drug dealing monkey. Oh and while he was the funniest part of the first Hangover, mainly cause he came out of nowhere and was built up really good... well...

I guess Ken Jeong wanted out too. Oh but he returns latter. Since they have a dead body in a hotel room, they decied to hold the body. So they go down stair and hide it in the ice machine, luckly the elevator is broken still. (Remember this too.) So they try and retrace their steps. Thanks to a clue that Stu found, it leads them to the tattoo shop with the town burned down... except the tattoo shop? As it leads them to the police station with an old man with Teddy's hoodie and billfold, and also leads them to figure out that they started the fire.... Well Shit, that was a little too far, even for this movie.

Like, they got punished in the first one, and legal actions did happen to them, and the funny tazzer scene but... them don't get in trouble for this one, maybe the old guy (who we figure out is a monk.) but they don't. Oh and they also deceied to take back the monk and... I have to admit this gets a laugh out of me.
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Okay, that's funny! Nothing new is important here, the meditate for a while, leads them to a Weaboo's strip club, Stu has sex with a girl with balls... again that was funny. Some thugs steal the monkey, and leads them to the bus stop. Where Alan admits he really did drug them and caused all this to happen again. You wanna know the problem with this? Not the fact that he is just now admiting this, not the fact he had no reason to do it, but he only gets called out once and that's it. Like he was never in the wrong. Oh no, he is yelled at by Stu and Phil (Even a little less then last time.) then they move to the next scene with them meeting for something. A smart move would have been getting rid of Alan from this point. No joke!

So they meet for lunch with an Undercover cop, played by Paul Giamatti, who says he has Teddy and is keeping hi, hostage until they give up a password that only Chow has. Okay, then he comes back out beating up the 3 and... it's still not funny. Yeah, they changed the funniest thing in the last movie into just repeating his old jokes. They aren't even trying anymore. So they recap everything that went on and Chow asks for the monkey, why, cause the coke affects his brain, so he gave it the password. Uh, wouldn't it been smarter to have anyone else have it like Stu or Doug? Oh yeah, we need 2 half assed climax's for the half hour they have left. Long story short, they find the monkey with the people who stole it, get the password, and send the monkey to a new home cause.... that's it's only purpose I guess.

They make it to the hotel where the cop is, gives them the password and.... I'll just let this speak for itself.

Okay, I understand that they used Teddy to get to Chow, I get that part. However, how the flying hell do you not know where he is? I mean, I get how Stu, Phil, and Alan don't. But with where Teddy really is, (More on that in a minute.) the cops should have found him in a heart beat. What are these's cops, seriously? Okay, so after everything that has happened, where is Teddy?

*Tory rubs his eyes in frustration than takes a drink of Mountain dew. He calms down and says the line.*

In the damn elevator at the hotel. Yeah, that kid is dead. He's been in there for like how long? A day, and a night? Maybe longer, with no water or oxygen, that kid is dead. Even ignoring the fact that was a week twist too, nothing makes since. Why didn't the manager know about it? Why didn't anyone working there know about it? How does this mystery and twist make any damn....

Fair enough, I was rambling! In fact, everytime I ramble, take this joke as you will my friends. Okay, so whats left? They find Teddy, use a boat to get to the wedding on time, Stu stands up to his Father in law, and Stu marries his new wife. Oh and a random cameo by Mike Tyson cause... I have no idea!

Mike Tyson voice:
"I was just hear promoting my new show that this idiot reviewer should review "Mike Tyson Mystery's! It has everything, a gay ghost, a talking bird, and your favorite rapist that everyone loves still. I mean, come on, I'm better then Micheal Vick now."

Tory: Maybe I will in the future, I don't know. Oh and just to throw one more thing from the last movie in, we get more pictures from an old phone. I'll admit, I kind of liked it but.... it's not worth an hour and 45 minutes of your time.

Final thoughts/ Grade:
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So how bad is the Hangover part 2! It's the most pointless, unneeded, copy sequel ever. Even if you don't like the first movie, you can see it had some people who liked it and even called it enjoyable. This has nothing good about it, from Alan being unlikable, to the week twist in the end, I didn't even wanna put effort in making a M. Night Shyamalan.... Oh what the hell!

I'll admit, there are one or two jokes that I like and was funny. But, then again, It's not worth anyone's time to watch it. It knows what it wants to do, be the Hangover again, change a couple things, and just call it the part 2. There is nothing more for me to say, I'm giving it an F-. Now that's over, it's time to see a much better movie now, but what?

Aw, something awesome I'll love forever. Guys, we're going to see Logan grab the Beer I sneak in always and we're heading out now.

1 Crazy Night Latter.

Tory wakes up with a bunch of beer cans around him.

Tory: *Moans* What da fuck happend?

Kai: Well, since I'm only 19, they caught me drinking and you tried to save my ass, but ended up in Las Vegas where we all gotten beaten up, you got rapped by a Narwhale, Serena was in a bar fight, Leni wrecked your car again, Spike is a blood brother now, Lex joined a cult trying to summon a stickybun god, and Flogger is on Hells Kitchen now.

Tory: Wow, all that from seeing a movie?

Kai: Seeing a movie and getting drunk.

Tory: Oh.... I thought you we're gonna forget everything and we we're gonna do the Hangover parody and...

Kai: Nope! I was sober, I saw everything. The other weren't caught drinking so... yeah. I got the crews numbers and all, so just say the word and we can go home.

Tory: .... Okay.... Thank you all for... 200 watchers!

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*After the song ended, everyone is back in the studio.*

Spike: Wait, so we're just back like that?

Tory: Spike if you wanna just point out every single plot point with me, I'm gonna kick your ass. But yeah, thanks everyone for 200 watchers. See ya latter for Overwatch!