Tory Reviews: Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan collab

: Try a collab that you said we would do.

Tory: Oh yeah,... what was it again, some Anime that you said was really bad? How bad could it be, are we talking School Days bad or Boku No Pico bad?

BlueRookShooter: It's somewhere near the middle, maybe closer to School Days.

Tory: Well, it can't be that bad dude. What are we even dealing with...

Tory: Son of a.... I can do this, I can do this.

Bluerocket: Dude, your not ready for this crap.

Tory: I'm fine Rocket! I've dealt with stupidier shit before, and besides your helping me out.

Bluerocket: By force, yes! Well, people your in for a bad review today. We're tackling an anime long forgoten in time. For good reasons too. Bludgeoning Angel Doruko-Chan, sounds like levels of berserk, doesn't it?

Tory:.... HA! Your all insane people! Flee, FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE while you still have the chance.

BlueRocket: Let's just show them the pilot before you lose your shit.

Tory: Flee while you still have the chance.

The Review:
BlueRockShooter: Well, everyone out who wants out other than us? Good. On with this stupid pile of shit.

Torygreen: So, this pilot starts with a kid voiced by Johnny Bosch, let us shed a tear for that, talking with a couple of his friends before he gets home.

BlueRockShooter: And when he get's home, he get's his head beaten half off until blood explodes out of his head by an angel voiced by Wendee Lee, let us also shed a tear for that.

Tory: Oh dear god, please tell me Tommy's not in this too?

BlueRockShooter: Nope your good. But yeah, WTF did we just see in not even a minute and a half in, our main main hero getting beaten down with a mace.

Tory: That ends the series, play Ocean Man to end it Johnny!

Credits:
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Director: Stoned ass Teens
Writer: Jerry Stiller (After King of Queens)
Effects: Micheal bay
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BlueRockShooter: Oh no, Dokuro-Chan brings him back to life.

Tory: Damn it! But yeah, what we learned from the series, she's an Angel trying to help our hero, "Sakura" yes that's literally his name, for reasons we'll get back to latter. But what's more important is that she get's to go to school with him now.

Bluerocketshooter: Oh joy, something else to remind me of School Days. Oh and a quick nitpick, but what kind of school is this that not only lets a kid in without know their parents, but also allows her to bring weapons to school and no one bats an eye at this shit. 

BlueRockShooter: So when Doruko Chan introduces herself, it's a long drawn out intro that includes her telling us her measurements.

Torygreen: And while all that's happening, the students are picking on Sakura because...I don't know, they confused him for the Sakura from Naruto?

BlueRockShooter: Who cares? Anyway, the teacher then says, and I'm not making this up; "Doruko Chan has such a lovely figure. I'm sure you all look forward to having her in gym class" or something to that effect. Aren't you so glad that this anime got an English dub, and not something like Black Rock Shooter or Anne Happy, animes that are actually good?

Tory: Oh, and when a student wants to help out Dokuro-Chan, she turns him into a photoshoped monkey. Yeah, not even kidding you, they weren't even trying with that.

BlueRockShooter: Yeah, about the animation. While it's not the worst, they sometimes do these's bizzare faces that make gives Ren and Skimpy a run for their money. 

Tory: Except no joy comes from it, just us saying "How did Johnny start off with this monster for his anime carrer." But yes, it somehow gets worse form this point.

BlueRockShooter: How could it get any worse? Oh by her saying Sakura's secerets on the annocerments and destorying bathrooms with random people in it.

Tory: The jokes weren't even funny, we saw them all coming, even with the same reactions. I think we need a pointless eyecatcher to get my mind off that.

BlueRockShooter: What was the point in that?

Tory: What are you thinking about now?

BlueRockShooter: How many fish can Happy eat before he gets tired.

Tory: Good to know, now lets get back to a bad anime.

BlueRockShooter: Can't we watch Fairy Tail instead? A real man watches Fairy Tail over any anime.

Tory: Another day my friend, another day.

BlueRockShooter: And while Sakura is on his way to stop Dokuro, he runs into another angel, this one with horns.

Torygreen: At first, she seems nice, and Sakura shows us his caring side, but surprise, the angel is an assassin sent by heaven to kill him.

BlueRockShooter: And she decides to show why she's going to kill him with a movie. OK? 

Tory: Oh and fun fact about this show. When the angels Halo comes off, they get the shits. In scene's that go on for waaaaaaayyyyy too long. But hey, atleast we see the other angel chasing Sakura with a taser strong enough to take down a whale.

BlueRockShooter: Oh and big shock, when the other students see this, they don't care, they are even all pro for the angel killing Sakura. What did this guy do? Did he rat them all out or give away their secert porn stash.

Tory: With all we know, they could be just like the citizens of the Bikini Bottom, it makes just as much since and moves on quicker.

BlackRockShooter: Yep, and then they all come to see why Sakura was getting killed. Are you all sitting down for this? Apparently, in the future, Sakura is able to find the technology to stop women from aging past the age of 12, essentially creating a pedpphile's world. And the reason they want to kill him is not because of the pedophilia, but because he is getting too close to God. Oh, and the classmates just go along with this, like Sakura has always shown pedophile tendencies. Seriously, did this guy kick puppies for fun, why do you all hate him so much?

Tory; Well congrates show, you have given me more compassion for a guy who makes a pedophile world, then the other side characters. I mean it's something he can't control and is out of his power and.... I feel like we've talked about this before.

BlueRockShooter: Irony, isn't it my friend.

Tory: Also, the reason why Dokuro-Chan whats to keep him alive is..... uhm, she has a crush on him?

BlueRockShooter: I feel like we're getting into Future Diaries territory mixed with FMA. Oh, does this mean that she'll put him in a basement to rip off his skin and a dog to make into one senpai.

Tory:.. Yea... Yeah! To make a quick rap up,Sakura takes the halo from the other angel, she runs off, the other students blow off Sakura, and he gives the halo back to Dokuro-Chan, to which he appolgizes... for...

BlueRockShooter: I got this, for killing me 3 times a day, making my students and friends shame me, almost getting me killed by another angel, and ruining my life. You truely are an angel Dokuro-Chan. 

Final thoughts/ Grade:
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Tory: So that was Bludgeoning Angel: Dokuro-Chan, it can go rot in hell with all I care. I hate everything about this show, from the characters, to the setting, to that weird animation... nothing at all. The only character that's worth liking a little in this show is Sakura, and that's because you can just call him a butt monkey who gets no sympathy. This show made me feel bad for someone who screwed over the world by making sure girls don't age over 12. This gets the rare F--, for good reasons too.

BlueRockShooter: This, along with School Days is the worst anime I've ever watched. I've heard about worse animes from Phantom Strider, but I'm not checking them out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and No Game No Life to watch to drown this miserable anime from my mind. See ya Torygreen, and when you need someone to help you review School Days, do me a favor, and don't need me.

Tory: I make no promises, so you up for....*See's that he has disappeared.* Noted! Well, everyone I hope you enjoyed this review. If you like my stuff, I suggest going over to ForeverEvanescent and seeing his reviews. I hope to see you guys for more reviews in the future, and I wanna thank everyone who wished me luck on my Kidney Stone thing. 

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